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YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD

FOUND THEM ALL

HAHA NOPE ANOTHER

NAUGHTY PROFILE

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LAURA HUGHES

Captain Trash Rat

Did someone say Cocoa butter? Our Co-Captain Laura this year is actually the face of the latest edition of Cocoa Butter, only sold in a certain Edinburgh hostel unfortunately. If she isn’t wearing a lab coat in the labs in Science she is probably naked two floors below… Laura lives in a far off mythical land called Monaghan, surrounded by animals of all sorts, but do the animals like her? Goosifer says otherwise… As a microbiologist, she likes looking at small, microscopic things (not just in labs). Laura is “not like other girls” but is in fact the poster girl for the bisexual e-girl tiktok stereotype. You may have heard her acting as Trash Rat last year screaming “Does anyone have money for CYAVAN” at the top of her lungs. Laura is attempting to be naked in every county of Ireland. Naked mile in Cavan? No! Naked mile alone in the dark in Wexford which resulted in some bloody knees and a lost dignity (and that's not even the first time it's happened). One half of the UCD trampoline captaincy this year, and thank god for that because there is only one brain cell between our two Co-Captains in total. That’s what joining a trampoline club does to ya kids.

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