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NEARLY AS SPICY AS THIS
COMMITTEE MEMBER IS
OUR NEXT NAUGHTY PROFILE!!
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ABI FARMER
Wee Bigail
Our British beans and cheese fanatic Abi is known for committing war crimes in the kitchen. If anyone decides to slag her melted cheesey beans snack, her reply will always be, “That’s your problem then innit?”. Beware, Abi will NOT be happy if you try to take her food, especially if that food is Bacon Rashers. Abi has a thing for people in power, as past committee members will confirm, even if she “can’t always remember it”. She has already taken a shine to one of our current Freshers, so much so that she now lives with him!! Abi is super-flexy, to the point where she cannot control where she throws neck, on the trampoline, on the dancefloor, in the bedroom, you name it!

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