Ethan made club history this year, by being the only person to get on committee in their very first year (Granted, this is his fourth year in the club, and his third time being a fresher, but still yay!!!!). Ethan is what you would affectionately call a head wreck. If you’re not scared for your life when he’s bouncing, then you obviously aren't paying close enough attention, Ethan  literally needs a spotter just to make sure he doesn’t die while coaching. But don’t worry, he’ll probably corner you after training and make you watch 10 videos of him doing the same skill, multiple times, from multiple angles and then once again in slow motion. 

Ethan is a free spirit, willing to strip anytime, anywhere, in fact he actually functions best when naked (despite the fact that this has been known to make people cry). If there was an award for sexiest sibling, Ethan would take the gold, silver and bronze. He’s related to the hottest 6ft Waluigi you’ve ever seen (that some say his own girlfriend has tried to get with).